The Great Pooper This way Comes
Oh how deep and dark is the night that the great pooper doth come. Oh onto our property late at night the great pooper comes. Oh how cruel Is the neighbor who letteth and guideth the poop. Oh how nice and sweet is the dog Bella who is want to poop. Oh how unkind the neighbor who plans the placing of the poop. Oh now how dirty is my shoe after having stepped into my neighbor's dog's poop. Oh how Christian one must be to hold ones temper and be kind and un-cruel. Oh how spiteful the neighbor who plans the late night hurtful poop that ends up on every wheel of the lawnmower and upon shoe. Sometimes unwittingly tracked into the house upon floor and carpet and then upon bare feet and upon crawling floor bound baby's hands, feet and mouth. Oh how cleverly doth the Great Poopers Poop finagle its' way upon bare feet into the sheets of ones bed of rest. And how great is the satisfaction of the director of The Great Pooper and his grand plan accomplished in the deepest part o...